You know what just sucks? Going out on Homecoming night and not having a good time (read previous three blogs). But what sucks just a bit more (and who the hell knew that was possible, right?!) is waking up the next morning and still feeling absolutely disgusting despite the fact that you didn't have more than a fucking 1/3 of a can of beer the previous night.
Problem #1: You were exhausted the night before from walking all the fucking way around Greek town in four inch heels and thus didn't shower. Result: Waking up smelling and feeling like absolute shit.
Problem #2: This same exhaustion problem led you to forget to clean your face/wash off your make-up. Result: Waking up looking like a tranny who doesn't even try that hard. We're talking fucked up black eyeshadow that makes you look like a raccoon, oily skin that makes you shine brighter than the fucking sun (we're talking SPF 100 here people), crusty eyes from eye make-up shit, an lets not forget the fact that being outside all day yesterday left you with a gorgeous fucking sunglasses tan line. Can you say sexy? I don't think so.. because looking at this fucked-up mess would leave you speechless.
Problem #3: Walking all the way around effing Greek town in heels super fucked up your feet and back. Result: You are sore as fuck and can't move. Going out fucking paralyzed me. Seriously?!
Problem #4: You have the worst fucking headache in the world... and it's not even a hangover. Fuck me.
From now on there better be fucking alcohol. Because if I'm going to get cute and fuck myself up like this... I better be fucking out of my mind drunk.
Fuck Count: 15
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