Fuck You, You Fucking Frat Douche Faces... Love, Team-TryingToBeSlutsForTheNight

It's HOMECOMING. The fucking 100th anniversary of homecoming, motherfuckers. And you can't manage to throw a halfway decent party without high schoolers?! Bull shit. Pure bull shit. If you want to want to get laid, don't throw a fucking room party. Room parties suck balls. Get with the program!! Throw a good party. Have food. Have spiked punch. Just dont be a douche. Actually, just dont be a douche in general no matter how good looking you are. And running out of alcohol... on HOMECOMING?!.. is fucking sacrilegious. You Jesus-hating, American-tradition-hating/ruining shit-faced highschool-girl-raping frat boys. You dont even know how much make-up we wasted and how much heel-wearing we suffered. We also had the immense pleasure of watching a poor girl being wasted out of her mind probably about to get raped. We hate you. Suck it. Hope you get crabs from the girl in the hallway. See you in two weeks. And you owe us a backpack full of beer.