Hi there. Hope you're not a ho.

So a couple weeks back some idiot stole our white board.  Now we have a blog. Yeah. Shit just got real.

We decided here in room 162 that we are just cool enough to share our ideas with the world.  As of now, our most awesome is the idea of throwing things out of our first floor window on to the loud people passing by.  This is what we've come up with:

1. Candy (no matter the density)
2. Popcorn
3. Cheez-It crumbs
4. Scalding hot coffee
5. Any trash we're too lazy to take down to the dumpster
6. All of my leftover bananas
7. Carrots (of the baby variety)
8. The stairwell sock.
9. NOT BACON(too precious)
10. Any unwanted leftovers from Rollins
11. Tissues
12. Sooo much candy (but only on Halloween)

Also, people are loud in these parts.  We live in a breezeway that echoes at all hours of the day. Here are the things that we want to yell at the loud people walking by.

1. Fuck off. (We're trying to sleep/study/celebrate Jersday)
2. Same to you.
3. Okay.
4. GTFO
5. This is God.
6. Hellloooo
7.  I NOTICED YOU'RE BEING LOUD
8. Stop peeing. Please.
9. Is that really necessary sir?
10. Really, the trash. ITS 6 o'clock in the FUCKING MORNING.
11. F off U.S. Foodways.
12. Hey! I know that guy!
13. Still counts!
14. Hey everyone. Come see how good I look!
15.  Really? You're wearing that to class. Come on.
16. Why don't you go back to your home on whore island!
17. You can do better.
18. Hookah and Weed!? Its 1 in the morning. I can smell that shit.
19. Tits McGee!
20. Don't make me come down there!

So yeah. Expect great things from Team Non-Sluts. Our lives are just one big white girl problem, and we'd really like to share them with the world.  Also, if candy is ever thrown at you or you get laughed at because you are wearing a back brace, its probably us.

We'd also appreciate it if you texted us back once in a while.