Having Real Days.

We must have real days. End of story. Despite the fact that some days you wake up and think - fuck this, I'm not going to try, screw societal norms and expectations, I'm going to look like Ke$ha in a gorilla suit - YOU MUST HAVE A REAL DAY. Always. Because if you don't... you may end up looking like this -->

Can you say sexy can I? Nope. You can't. Thus the need for rules in order for everyday to be a real day.

RULES FOR REAL DAYS:
For Liz: Every day must include a real bra and curling eyelashes.
For Emily: Every day must include a shower.