I'm Forming a Band, Mom!

Now don't get me wrong, we are independent women. Throw you're hands up at me. But we need a band. What is a band you ask? Right now we are a two woman wolf pack needing to add some serious Y chromosomes to the mix. In making this observation we decided to form a band; a group of kick-ass people to run with. Not really run. We hate to run. But run this town. Like Rihanna and Jay-Z. Anyway, in deciding this, we looked at all of the great sitcoms with solid bands.

List of the Greatest Sitcoms of All Time:
1. Friends - 3 girls, 3 boys
2. Scrubs - 2 girls, 3 boys
3. Lizzie McGuire - 2 girls, 1 boy
4. Boy Meets World - 2 boys, 2 girls
5. Gossip Girl - 2 girls, 3 guys
6. Will and Grace - 2 girls, 2 guys
7. Sienfeld - 1 girl, 3 guys
8. How I Met Your Mother - 2 girls, 3 boys

We examined the data and observed that in many cases the girl to guy ratio is uneven - meaning that we need more boys than girls in our band. And since the two girl spots have been taken by yours truly that means that we have openings. Applications now available.

Wanna join our band? Make sure you meet the following criteria.
-Must like bacon (But I mean really, who doesn't?)
-Must like cereal, preferably in cups. Bowls are for losers.
-If you come in a 3-pack, thats great. We're down with that.
-If you come with benefits, we are SO down with that.
-Knowledge of weightlifting/badminton would be great
-On campus Batmobile (and by that we mean car). Available for use at our requests.
-No weirdos. You know who you are.
-Willingness to dance to our Pandora stations i.e. the Pussycat Dolls and JoJo.
-Must have shit together. Dumhasses need not apply.
-Boy Scout/Eagle Scout Status would be great.
-Find probable solution to the great Milk crisis of 2011.
- One Y chromosome, please and thank you!

So basically,  if you're living in the CONTINENTAL United States (you hear that randos in Argentina?), are housed preferably the Columbia, Missouri area, we would love your company. Comment if you're interested!