Tuesday, November 15, 2011

The Hilary Duff "Why Not" Initiative of 2011

Here in Room 162 we find joy in getting shit done. One of the main items on our get shit done list is to get in shape. So we've regularly been hitting up the gym and have been setting up food boundaries for ourselves (like not eating past 9:30 at night and the like). All things that respectable health-conscious folk do. But tonight we thought to ourselves "let's kick this shit up a notch". So here's the deal.

You are now reading from two vegetarians. Well pescatarians if you're going to get picky, because we're still going to eat fish. So here goes.

The Hilary Duff "Why Not" Initiative of 2011
Section 1. The week of 11/14/11 is the trial week of vegetarianism. BOOM.
Section 2. Thanksgiving Break. Fuck this shit we're eating turkey.
Section 3. Become full-time vegetarians. Do that shit.
Corollary: Things We Can Eat
--not bacon :(
--peanuts, almonds, anything of the nut variety ;)
--yogurt. yay dairy!
--protein rich cereal (shouldn't be difficult. we <3 cereal)
--eggs. omelets.
--naners
--green beans/lima beans
--spinach
--whole grains
--lots o' peanut butter

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