We Speak Well English.

So here in 162, a new phenomenon has erupted which we like to call NonSlutSpeak. Having become a bit too comfortable with each other, we have developed our own language which is comprised of part English, part cave woman grunts, and part made-up words. This language has served us well in communicating with minimal effort and maximum understanding. Care to learn our ways? Here are some basic lessons in the best language ever:

English:
If you don't know it by now, just... go away. Please and thank you.

Usage of Cave Woman Grunts:
1. warning to signal one's presence in a given place
2. expression of unease at human interaction
3. expression of lazy-as-fuck syndrome
4. signal that one doesn't give a fuck
5. show of anger
6. indication that one is dealing with a difficult internal struggle (such as white girl problems, bad hair days, failing at being vegetarians, and frustration at life in general)

List of made-up words/phrases that have proven surprisingly useful:
1. for fuck's sake
2. fuck that shit
3. HPC
4. we say the word fuck.... at lot... just whenever it fits in. you can stop judging now
5.... im too lazy right now to think of other things we say. ask me tomorrow.

and we need a catapult. easier to throw food at people.
and a bucket. so we can lower it out of our window and get shit from people. not drugs... jerseys.