**This post can be sung to the melody of T-Swift's "You Belong to Me"** ...... yeah that's right this is a Taylor Swift themed dick post. Enjoy.
We were in our room. It was a typical Tuesday night.
We we're watching VH1 and taking bout how we're so white.
And we'll never know how Patti is so rad
But sluts wear short skirts, you're only wearing Santa hats
You're running down Richmond, and we're on the sidewalks
Dreaming bout the day when the first snow falls
And you run down the street and we see your balls
You should see that now your balls are turning really blue
There's a crowd even though there's only twelve of you
Why can't you see, you're being hazed by your fraternity?
Running down the streets and you're not wearing jeans
You leave your house and all of Jones starts to scream
Laughing on the sidewalk, thinking to myself,
That sucks cuz it's freezing.
And you've got a dick that would probably be alright,
If it wasn't freezing at eleven o'clock at night.
You think you're fine, but we know you better than that.
Hey whatcha doing with your thing out like that?
Cuz you're so naked but we don't really care,
You're being a tool and we'll laugh and stare.
Dreaming bout the day when the first snow falls
And you run down the street and we see your balls.
You should see that now your balls are turning really blue
There's a crowd even though there's only twelve of you
Why can't you see, you have a shriveled pee-pee?
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