Gorilla Man has made a previous appearance here on the Greatest Blog of Our Time (That would be us. Duh.) and we would like to make a personal shout out to him. Gorilla man, you light up our lives and our daily walks to class in Middlebush Hall. While we appreciate your mad accordion skills, we would like to put in a few requests that stray a bit from your usual polka-like rhythms. We suggest you mix it up a bit to widen your audience and make what it becoming a bitter walk to class that much more entertaining. Our suggestions include but are not limited to:
1) The Imperial March. Star Wars bitch.
2) We Found Love. Because post-Chris Brown Rihanna kicks ass. Side note: Rihanna is now recognized by my spell check. Fuck yeah.
3) Lucky. It would be a serious white girl problem if my favorite accordion playing gorilla didn't play my song! Wah.
4) NOT Summer Lovin'. Thanks a lot John Travolta.
5) Anything from the Indiana Jones soundtrack. Mostly because men who wear satchels are SEXY.
6) Last Friday Night. What else would you want to hear being played on an accordion while walking out of class on a Friday afternoon? Nothing. That's what.
7) Goodbye Earl. Enough said. If you don't like this song you're un-American.
8) All I Want For Christmas is You. Or at least some Christmas music. Tis the season gorilla man!
9) Baby Got Back. Do it for Team Non-Sluts! Put the team on your back!
10) Tonight I'm Fucking You. The more Enrique that is played on this campus the happier I am.
11) Afternoon Delight. You know, just rubbing sticks and stones together making sparks ignite.
Mind you, this list is not limited to the above songs. We are open to just about anything other than "Friday". Thanks to a certain roommate I had that stuck in my head for the better part of Thanksgiving break. Fuck you you fucking non-frat douche face.
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